New World Order
by - Thursday, January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
New World Order


You could become president if you promised all the drug addicts in the country a free gram of chamomile. It would take 10 tons of reagent. Announce a general amnesty on all articles, followed by the lihalaiza of soft drugs. Not much would have been spent on PR, the drug radio would have spread the word to all corners of the vast country. Register a party with 100,000 signatures? Easy! If you believe the statistics, then there are over 2 million drug addicts in the country, although much more if you consider that there are half a million convicts in prison, of which 70% are under 228. Promise retirees a happy, satisfied old age and to grow ganja in their own backyards and take it to collection points and get money. Let's introduce herbal medicine in all the hospitals. Do you have a backache, a cold or a loss of appetite? The good Dr. Ajbolit will prescribe you a bag of herbs. We'll make cannabis into everything from ropes and toothpaste, to spaceships rolled up like a joint. No one would give a shit about synthetics when they could grow cannabis as strong and potent as JWH. Let the Chinese factories go bankrupt, we will boost the Russian economy. We will increase the inflow of foreign tourists, not only from neighboring countries, as it is now, but also from other continents.  We will open new tourist spots, not only the Crimea, Baikal, and the Golden Ring. Tired of it. Welcome to Magadan, Murmansk, Kamchatka, the Arctic Ocean, it will be available, like going to the movies. New hash plants and factories all over the country, coffeeshops in every mall, and that's a jump-start for small and medium-sized businesses.
There will be less crime, take away at least the proverbial 70%. Put heroin addicts and amphetamine addicts on pot and mushrooms, psilocybin therapy. We'll have to be more specific about this idea, for example an amphetamine addict gets stoned on mushrooms and a 3D helmet is put on his head where they suggest that amphetamine is not good.
Why can't the country elect a new president? Let's assume that people built an apartment building themselves, connected the water, gas, electricity, sewage, Vasya produces gas, Petr produces electricity, Zhenya the water supplier, in short, through their joint efforts the house is functioning. At a meeting of the house tenants choose Volodya, the manager of apartment 31. Volodya shows initiative, promising to keep order, and to repair the damage in good time. Some bros from the cottage village come to Volodya and say that it would be a good idea to give them the whole first floor for stores, introduce a tax on living and pay them every month. Vova says to them: "So people built the house themselves, installed all the communications, and work in factories and supply themselves. I mean, what do you charge them for?
- Hire a security guard and a watchman, give them their rights, tell people that they are your helpers, they are needed for security, or else the tenants from the neighboring house will come and kick them out. If you do not agree, then at the next election will win Petrovich, will take your apartment, and you will be evicted to the basement to the rodents with small windows and bars.
Vova figured out what was going on, recruited a team, started a rumor about a confrontation with the neighboring houses, evicted the top floor to the basements to the streets to be homeless, under the pretext of unreliable element, and settled himself and his entourage. Not all at once, but slowly, the screws were tightened, water came out of the faucet in a thin trickle, meters were installed for electricity, the upstairs was redesigned, the ceilings were demolished, window frames were widened, and doors were armored. Masha from the fifth apartment sort of started to protest, she was a teacher, but a syringe was found under the door mat, she was thrown into the basement, the other tenants decided to keep silent, so as not to share Masha's fate. Petrovich, who lived one floor below Volodyka, campaigned for himself at every meeting, in principle his ideas were not much different from Vovka's. Except that he proposed to occupy the houses next door, but most did not want hostility and every month Vladimir won.
Elections were held every month, but one respected lady from apartment 666 suggested that we meet once every six months. Why distract the working class unnecessarily? Let them rest. When they heard about the vacation, many agreed and supported it. The tenants became stupid and degraded. The librarian and the doctor are homeless on the street, the teacher does not come out of the basement, the plaster of the house is peeling and the foundation is cracked. Maybe it's time for an overhaul.
We make free food for all citizens of our country, electricity, water, gas, all this rightfully belongs to the people living in the area. Then why should they pay for it? Ratify all agreements with other countries, to whom we owe, we forgive everyone. The current government will not assume the responsibilities of the past. Private property will remain, but production facilities and movable and immovable property with a value exceeding, say, 100-200 million rubles will be state property. So the comrades on the Russian Forbes list will have to go on a diet. The entire bureaucratic apparatus will be eliminated and replaced by applications where every resident of the country will be able to vote for one law or another: budgeting or punishment for criminals in his own city. Our example will be followed by other countries, our Bulbash brothers and the Hohols. We will annex Poland along with them, but no oppression or exploitation, everything on a voluntary basis. Further and further: Europe, Asia, America.
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Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!
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stop smoking salvia, bro
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(November 2, 2022, 04:10 PM)19689p Wrote: Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!


look around yourself in any country and you come to that conclusion
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(November 2, 2022, 04:10 PM)19689p Wrote: Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!


people are zombies



(November 2, 2022, 04:49 PM)PandaAndCubs Wrote: stop smoking salvia, bro


I quit when they put me in jail


(November 2, 2022, 04:50 PM)KaBob Wrote:
(November 2, 2022, 04:10 PM)19689p Wrote: Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!


look around yourself in any country and you come to that conclusion

that's right bro
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(November 2, 2022, 04:50 PM)KaBob Wrote:
(November 2, 2022, 04:10 PM)19689p Wrote: Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!


look around yourself in any country and you come to that conclusion


Absolutely. People are being controlled by one thing or the other-from fascist govts like in North Korea, to Religious cult leaders, etc
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(November 3, 2022, 12:05 AM)19689p Wrote:
(November 2, 2022, 04:50 PM)KaBob Wrote:
(November 2, 2022, 04:10 PM)19689p Wrote: Whao, a new world where residents will be living like ZOOMBIES!


look around yourself in any country and you come to that conclusion


Absolutely. People are being controlled by one thing or the other-from fascist govts like in North Korea, to Religious cult leaders, etc


what countries are you talking about?
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