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October 5, 2022 at 3:23 AM
[email protected]:~# world
bash: world: not found

[email protected]:~# touch girls\ boo** 
touch: cannot touch `girls boo**': Permission denied

[email protected]:~# nice man woman
No manual entry for woman

[email protected]:~# ^How did the sex change operation go?^ 
bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed

[email protected]:~# %blow 
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

[email protected]:~# make love 
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

$ [ whereis my brain?                    
sh: 2: [: missing ]

% man: why did you get a divorce? 
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine? 
Bad substitute.

server@senpai:/srv$ \(- 
bash: (-: command not found

Made me laugh XD

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~ 😎 Hi Feds Not an APT am g00d boi :angel: ~


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October 6, 2022 at 1:39 AM
lol,That's interesting.
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October 6, 2022 at 7:17 AM
Lmao, I'll need to note those down somewhere xD
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October 6, 2022 at 10:47 AM
(October 6, 2022, 01:39 AM)student2020 Wrote: lol,That's interesting.


yeah lol its intereesting might think of some more later

(October 6, 2022, 07:17 AM)Rdbt7331 Wrote: Lmao, I'll need to note those down somewhere xD


CRTL c & v mofo <3

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October 6, 2022 at 12:39 PM
Lol .. this is lit!
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October 6, 2022 at 7:04 PM
These are so funny! Keep posting!
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October 9, 2022 at 4:57 AM
lol, got any more?
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October 9, 2022 at 9:04 PM
Kek want moar shell funnies
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October 10, 2022 at 7:40 PM
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October 13, 2022 at 6:31 AM
(October 5, 2022, 03:23 AM)Big_Papi69 Wrote: 
[email protected]:~# world
bash: world: not found

[email protected]:~# touch girls\ boo** 
touch: cannot touch `girls boo**': Permission denied

[email protected]:~# nice man woman
No manual entry for woman

[email protected]:~# ^How did the sex change operation go?^ 
bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed

[email protected]:~# %blow 
bash: fg: %blow: no such job

[email protected]:~# make love 
make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.

$ [ whereis my brain?                    
sh: 2: [: missing ]

% man: why did you get a divorce? 
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine? 
Bad substitute.

server@senpai:/srv$ \(- 
bash: (-: command not found

Made me laugh XD


hehe :3
Arx &lt;3 Punk
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