super happy for everyone and their achievements but what about the failures?...

im sitting here eating rock solid food that I over cooked and have nowhere to talk about it >.<

I once sat on a bench walking the dog, and I got my balls stuck between the wooden boards of the bench without me being aware of it (fucking shorts) the best thing is that I didn't realize it, and I got up turning my body a little bit and twisted my balls down there causing me a pain that until now I had never experienced again...
And to think that I thought this only happened in comedy movies...

(September 7, 2022, 12:57 PM)qulagan55 Wrote: I once sat on a bench walking the dog, and I got my balls stuck between the wooden boards of the bench without me being aware of it (fucking shorts) the best thing is that I didn't realize it, and I got up turning my body a little bit and twisted my balls down there causing me a pain that until now I had never experienced again...
And to think that I thought this only happened in comedy movies...

oh god that sounds bad O.o

did the hospital have to untwist them?

No your mom helped :)

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just trolling you P1xor, hear my story out

i teach people how not to get scammed online, and then got scammed myself on breached. even when MM services are free to use. lost 100$

Shot myself in the leg when I was around 10 lol

Sold Tesla stock at 60$ price per stock, pre splits, 7$ per stock in todays price

I spent what would be millions in btc today on the original silk road, biggest mistake of my life. Don't do drugs kids.

(September 7, 2022, 01:23 PM)P1xor Wrote:

(September 7, 2022, 12:57 PM)qulagan55 Wrote: I once sat on a bench walking the dog, and I got my balls stuck between the wooden boards of the bench without me being aware of it (fucking shorts) the best thing is that I didn't realize it, and I got up turning my body a little bit and twisted my balls down there causing me a pain that until now I had never experienced again...
And to think that I thought this only happened in comedy movies...

oh god that sounds bad O.o

did the hospital have to untwist them?

Nope, luckily my precious were not twisted that hard, pain stopped after an hour approx

I drove straight into a pole once