I will buy Lawn Mover 4.0 from manscaped :P

Easy, I don't have balls.

(August 5, 2022, 08:29 PM)notnew2 Wrote: results after one week - 

question -  how will you use 400$ for betterment of your balls ?

most logical and interesting answer will be winner 2X

i will get the golden testacuzi and fill it with kilobs bath water

(August 5, 2022, 08:29 PM)notnew2 Wrote: results after one week - 

question -  how will you use 400$ for betterment of your balls ?

most logical and interesting answer will be winner 2X

will separate them and will become 2 balls then will make football or basketball or both and will play sport with them

Balls bottox injection, bigger and heavier balls = bigger and better human being

ill go to ball barber 

First, I Will  develop a grooming regimen for your junk:
Washing: My remiss not to shower—did i really have to tell you that? Give everything a scrubdown with a nourishing, mild soap or body wash. “Wash the area daily, and after working out,” says New York-based dermatologist Doctors. “This helps prevent bacterial and fungal skin infections that can happen.” I something like Jack Black All-Over Wash, which is a facial cleanser, shampoo and body wash in one.
Powders: Then, as I get dressed, sprinkle some moisture-wicking body powder into your drawers, and evenly distribute it around your business, even down there between the legs. Jack Black’s Dry Down Friction-Free Powder will keeps my skin soft as it soaks up any sweat. It will also prevents chafing throughout the day, and during workouts. (It will  also smells freaking great. :))

Creams: As an alternative to powder, I will invest in a soothing cream, like the aptly named Fresh Balls Lotion for Men which is less cumbersome to apply than powder, and dries with a cooling tingle. It’s talc- and aluminum-free, so it will keep everything dry without putting any potentially harmful ingredients into my body. Rossi’s favorite topical creams have zinc oxide, which he says is “a great barrier paste that prevents chafing and irritation” by settling in the folds of the skin to block yeast and bacteria buildup. Try Mayron’s Goods Junk Stuff for that—it also doubles as a healing cream for existing chafing and irritation.

Manscaping: Lastly,I will keep things trim. Some guys like to remove all their hair, but that’s not necessary. Instead, just trim the area with an electric clipper (Manscapped has the No.1 below-the-waist male grooming products), to minimize the amount of moisture that gets trapped by the hairs. If you choose to shave all the way down, I run the risk of shaving over infected skin or using a blade that has accumulated bacteria. In either scenario, I may can infect the hair follicle; folliculitis is painful, so it’s imperative to keep the area clean, and to only manscape with clean and fresh manscaping tools – I Will like the Perfect Package Manscaping Kit.

Equip Myself with the right underwear
I can’t go wrong with cotton. It’s the most breathable fabric, and if will be taking the aforementioned preventative measures, I should already be less prone to any swampy buildup, since cotton easily absorbs and holds sweat. Doctors suggests finding a good cotton-polyester blend, since polyester helps migrate any moisture to the outside of the fabric, allowing it to evaporate. A brand like MeUndies is ideal: Their underwear is made with comfy pima cotton along with stretchy spandex and polyester.

But even if I take preventative measures, I might still get sweaty during the day. For some guys, simply sitting for a few hours can cause things to get swampy­­. Solution? Pack an extra pair of underwear in your work bag. Sure, it seems excessive, but sitting in your own filth all day is akin to skipping a shower after a workout and letting everything fester—it’s a recipe for a fungal infection.

If I get jock itch:
Doctor's suggests over-the-counter anti-fungal solutions like Terbinafine (laminal) creams, or Lotrimin. I should remedy the situation in a few days. (Many athlete’s foot creams are also effective against jock itch; they’re both fungal infections.)

“Of course, any rash that is not clearing up or improving should be seen by your dermatologist,” Doctors adds. “Not all rashes in the groin are jock itch.  Some can be cancerous.” So, if things aren’t fixed quickly, discontinue the anti-fungal cream and talk to your doctor.

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to begin with, i will buy manscaped lawnmower, and buy a tesitcular spa massage (yes its a thing). i will take care of my testicles up until the point i find that i have no eggs to make breakfast with. there and then i will use scissors to cute my scrotum open and remove my testicles to make a delicious breakfast with. well taken care of balls = delicious meal.

(August 5, 2022, 08:29 PM)notnew2 Wrote: results after one week - 

question -  how will you use 400$ for betterment of your balls ?

most logical and interesting answer will be winner 2X

I will use it to pay a Nigerian whore to suck and romance balls for $10-30 and then pocket the rest, will also tell her to sniff my stinky boxers while I fuck her ass with dick and dildo