Made my first sperm donation
by - Thursday, January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
I haven't done this before and have no idea about the procedure. When I entered the sperm bank with a broken ankle, they thought I'm at the wrong place. After letting them know that I'm there for donation, they gave me a form to fill and my blood and urine were tested.

I was made to sit on a couch in a room for 10 minutes. I thought some chicks gonna striptease for me to jerk :P And the door opens, there came a guy :s He introduced himself as the counselor. He asked few questions about my sexual history, mental health, smoking habits, alcohol consumption and why I decided to donate. Then he asked to come back after an hour. So that they can check my medical history and all other stuffs. When returning home I had a fig smoothie thinking that it's gonna help me erupt like a volcano :D

When I went back again, they said I'm all good to donate and gave me a container to fill my cum :sick: When leaving, the guy who spoke with me told "Have a good shake" and I told him that I had a fig smoothie. He laughed out loud and said "I meant treating your gun good". Poor me :( 

After filling the container, I went back to the bank. Gave them the container and once again I was asked to wait for 30 mins. After doing all the studies about the sperm health, they gave me $175 and told me that I can donate only once a week.

 EASY MONEY. ALL MONEY IS GOOD MONEY
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now ur gonna have a baby  :huh:

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$175 only ? bro how undesirable can your cum be lmao ?
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(April 5, 2022, 01:11 PM)CuddlyBear Wrote: now ur gonna have a baby  :huh:


naahhh...Some guy who's sperm isn't healthy will make use of mine. He's not gonna drink mine and inject his partner with his dick :P His partner will take a fertility treatment where my sperm meets the eggs inside her. So that she gets pregnant.
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@badhou3a donates his sperm

https://pompur.in
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(April 5, 2022, 01:15 PM)TreasureHunter Wrote: $175  only ? bro how undesirable can your cum be lmao ?


The actual pay is $300 per. Being a first timer, I must register myself as a healthy donor. So the remaining money goes for the registration. Go check your sperm health and talk about mine.
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(April 5, 2022, 01:22 PM)V3L0C!R@PTOR Wrote:
(April 5, 2022, 01:15 PM)TreasureHunter Wrote: $175  only ? bro how undesirable can your cum be lmao ?


The actual pay is $300 per. Being a first time, I must register myself as a healthy donor. So the remaining money goes for the registration. Go check your sperm health and talk about mine.


Find a new place, its $500 minimum here, UNLESS your sperm is undesirable 🙄
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(April 5, 2022, 01:19 PM)pompompurin Wrote: @badhou3a donates his sperm


Good for him. We can't make a bag of cash donating. But all in the end, any money is good money.


(April 5, 2022, 01:24 PM)TreasureHunter Wrote:
(April 5, 2022, 01:22 PM)V3L0C!R@PTOR Wrote:
(April 5, 2022, 01:15 PM)TreasureHunter Wrote: $175  only ? bro how undesirable can your cum be lmao ?


The actual pay is $300 per. Being a first time, I must register myself as a healthy donor. So the remaining money goes for the registration. Go check your sperm health and talk about mine.


Find a new place, its $500 minimum here, UNLESS your sperm is undesirable 🙄

Oh I see. Then I should find a better place. ty
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That is good you are going to have babies that you don't know.
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(April 5, 2022, 01:19 PM)V3L0C!R@PTOR Wrote:
(April 5, 2022, 01:11 PM)CuddlyBear Wrote: now ur gonna have a baby  :huh:


naahhh...Some guy who's sperm isn't healthy will make use of mine. He's not gonna drink mine and inject his partner with his dick :P His partner will take a fertility treatment where my sperm meets the eggs inside her. So that she gets pregnant.


That... still counts as your kid.

#databreach
#RIU
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