Are birds real?
by - Thursday, January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
Are birds real?
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no but they're rly cute nd have nice songs 

proof: once i was in the car w my mom nd i looked out nd there was a bird flying but it wasnt going anywhere, just moving its wings but in place like running in one place but it was flying like up in the sky but it wasnt super high


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Nope, they are just a shared projection of the imagination.
\"History is never fated to repeat, it just rhymes from time to time\"
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As real as the shit that hits your new shirt when you walk under a tree on the way to a date.
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we all know they are drones used for spying, nothing new under the sun
life is a constant process of dying
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No.  They just be gay dinosaurs.  Lizards with colorful feathers.  With peckers in their faces.
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Of course not! have you ever seen a wild baby bird flies? No! And you never will because those flyin wildies are genetically engineered glowies made to spy on the people! Now as for chickens and other flightless 'birds' Im still unsure of...
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(August 18, 2022, 03:12 PM)Fly1ngC1rcu5 Wrote: As real as the shit that hits your new shirt when you walk under a tree on the way to a date.


This is all too real, I've started second guessing my route through town due to the skyborne shitstream
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Got shat on by a bird recently, the poop was real so ... I guess the arse it came from is real too.
\"History is never fated to repeat, it just rhymes from time to time\"
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(August 19, 2022, 03:52 PM)Dredgen Sun Wrote: Got shat on by a bird recently, the poop was real so ... I guess the arse it came from is real too.


Always gets to me to thank the lord that cows don't have wings..
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