Guys, I'm pregnant
by - Thursday, January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
Dear community,

want to share with you the most unexpected and exciting of news. My pregnancy test came double lined :heart: .

Imagine the surprise. I've always envisioned i'd be the one impregnating others but the Big Guy Above moves in mysterious ways indeed.

At this time, I'd like to keep the identity of the sperm provider private. It is a guy commonly described as "a famous threat actor on Breached" (me neither, must be some Russian Market clone).

Expecting your well wishes in this thread. For folks of standing - financial, social, intellectual or other - sending XMR and/or mild psychedelics is also encouraged (babies need $, damn you, thrifty bastards).

My due date is Dec 25, 2024.

Am I a 21st century Virgin Mary :angel: ? Please reply below :heart:
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Congratulations
I have only ONE ACCOUNT be careful of impersonators always ask to go through the forum to confirm.
Telegram: @monkeycontacts

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Congrats :blush:
Is the father @BoredApe ?
:pomlove: Thank you @FederalAgentBrad for the VIP Rank and Thank you @tty for the GOD Rank.
Thank you @nan9e for the gift >.<
:pomlove:
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(August 9, 2022, 09:25 AM)cod Wrote: Congrats :blush:
Is the father @BoredApe ?


"a famous threat actor on Breached"
i can only think of one.....
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(August 9, 2022, 09:25 AM)cod Wrote: Congrats :blush:
Is the father @BoredApe ?


Nope we are not on speaking terms.
kind of.
Also ape+bear - not a good combo :huh:
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Congrats..grl
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(August 9, 2022, 09:26 AM)Bubbles Wrote:
(August 9, 2022, 09:25 AM)cod Wrote: Congrats :blush:
Is the father @BoredApe ?


"a famous threat actor on Breached"
i can only think of one.....


You wanna tell me there is only one famous threat actor on Breached?
You got cojones, my brother :D
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Congrats
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Look, I said i'll get the child payments BY THE END OF THE FUCKING WEEK.
\"History is never fated to repeat, it just rhymes from time to time\"
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(August 9, 2022, 09:29 AM)FatAngryPanda Wrote:
(August 9, 2022, 09:26 AM)Bubbles Wrote:
(August 9, 2022, 09:25 AM)cod Wrote: Congrats :blush:
Is the father @BoredApe ?


"a famous threat actor on Breached"
i can only think of one.....


You wanna tell me there is only one famous threat actor on Breached?
You got cojones, my brother :D


The most famous is clearly SleepTheGod
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