first thing you masturbated too?
by - Thursday, January 1, 1970 at 12:00 AM
what is the first thing you masturbated too?
best hall monitor :P
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Porn

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Myself on the mirror
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I'm surprised this didn't get a "your mom" response yet lol. I didn't want to be the one
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@hexen 's mom.

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I recall back to a KSI video I was watching in 2011. He would always make masturbation jokes and remark that if you rub your willy it creates milk. I found this intriguing, so I decided I would sit down and rub my willy until milk came out, I thought the household could save money on it and I'd have more to put on my cereal. So I sat down and and rubbed it until I orgasmed, unfortunately no milk came out, not even a drop. I also didn't know it was a sexual thing.. I was just tryna get some milk, so I was just staring at the corner of the room concentrating, the thought of a woman didn't enter my mind once. But yeah thats the first time I ever ejaculated.

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a cartoon porn! not even real person!!!
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(March 29, 2022, 06:35 PM)Breach Wrote: I recall back to a KSI video I was watching in 2011. He would always make masturbation jokes and remark that if you rub your willy it creates milk. I found this intriguing, so I decided I would sit down and rub my willy until milk came out, I thought the household could save money on it and I'd have more to put on my cereal. So I sat down and and rubbed it until I orgasmed, unfortunately no milk came out, not even a drop. I also didn't know it was a sexual thing.. I was just tryna get some milk, so I was just staring at the corner of the room concentrating, the thought of a woman didn't enter my mind once. But yeah thats the first time I ever ejaculated.


Well, this has to be the current winner.
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(March 26, 2022, 08:10 PM)pompompurin Wrote: Porn


midnight audio porn on euro radio show..girls call-in going at it..napster blew my mind
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(March 29, 2022, 06:35 PM)Breach Wrote: I recall back to a KSI video I was watching in 2011. He would always make masturbation jokes and remark that if you rub your willy it creates milk. I found this intriguing, so I decided I would sit down and rub my willy until milk came out, I thought the household could save money on it and I'd have more to put on my cereal. So I sat down and and rubbed it until I orgasmed, unfortunately no milk came out, not even a drop. I also didn't know it was a sexual thing.. I was just tryna get some milk, so I was just staring at the corner of the room concentrating, the thought of a woman didn't enter my mind once. But yeah thats the first time I ever ejaculated.


Thank you for sharing
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